hornyspice:

*opens a pack of gum*
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wisped:

wisped:

What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon

a lunatic

(Source: wisped)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

lav3nd3rsky:

IVE LITERALLY NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH OMG WHEN SHE BANGS HER HEAD i cant

nayx:

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

teaquila:

why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(Source: wasiangod)